It was a dark and stormy night...kindda...and all through the house of the badly
disquised irkens, was a noise that was so weird, that one of the irken's woke up.
It was Zag. He went into the kichen, because well, that's where the noise came from.
Looking around, the noise turned into a cherrping, of, some weird kind. He figured out where the noise was comming from. BEHIND, THE DISHWASHER. Caushiously, but very loudly, he walked over to the oldly shaped dishwasher. Bending over, he relized that the thing was acually,
a duck. No, wait, that couldn't be right. Just then, IT JUMPED OUT, and blew up the room!!!

...........

The next day, Zenon woke up, and saw Zag on he floor of a blown up room, and he was
twitching. Zenon gotta stick that was acually a Metal Bat and hit him with it a couple 100 times.
Then, Zag woke up, and screamed.

From that day one, they vowed to NEVER look under the dishwasher. Then they ate pie.